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Naked sunbathing outlawed on Fire Island’s longtime nude beaches

Thursday, February 28, 2013 | Reuters

Tanlines are here to stay on Fire Island, where New York State law prohibiting naked sunbathing will be enforced on longtime nude beaches that were stripped of their protective dunes by Superstorm Sandy.

N.Y. man who died on way to late wife’s memorial buried beside her

Thursday, February 21, 2013 | Reuters

An upstate New York man who died on the way to his late wife’s wake was buried in a plot beside her on Wednesday, after a dual funeral service that capped a 66-year marriage, their daughter said on Thursday.

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Why baseball’s National League should adopt the DH

January 1, 2013 | The Week

Pitchers are terrible hitters. We all know it. Of course, it’s completely understandable. Aspiring young pitchers are so busy perfecting their curveball, their grip, their form — and more, or course — that they just don’t have much time to take cuts during batting practice. It’s an understandably low priority. Nonetheless, for fans, having to dread at bats from the number-nine slot in the lineup only to suffer through watching pitchers crouch in an awkward stance, bat dangling somewhat askew, and then feebly swinging through fastballs that they stand no chance of hitting — well, it’s really one of the worst things about National League baseball.

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Netflix Outages Aren’t the End of the World: Remember All The Terrible Movies You Won’t Miss

Friday, December 28, 2012 | Miami New Times

Netflix is turning us into large and lazy humans, like the ones from Wall-E. Contrary to what the Internet wants you to believe, one disconnected night won’t kill you. In fact, an outage like the one that occurred on Christmas Eve and sparked widespread Internet panic might serve as a helpful reminder every now and then that books still exist, that you can take a walk, or talk to someone, that your night doesn’t have to be filled with mindless entertainment.

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The Best of Babs: Barbra Streisand’s Long and Lovely Career, Pre-Guilt Trip

Thursday, December 27, 2012 | Miami New Times

Barbra Streisand has always been a force. The Grammys have declared her a legend. She’s made a name for herself on the silver screen, the little screen, and stereos everywhere. It should have been obvious that The Guilt Trip was going to be a slam dunk. But I saw Seth Rogen’s name, and I wavered. Babs, I’m so sorry. I should have never second-guessed you. In appreciation, here’s a little roundup of just a few of Streisand’s career’s highlights.

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Casey Anthony Is Back and Rob Lowe Is Trying to Prosecute Her

Wednesday, December 26, 2012 | Miami New Times

Has your holiday movie-watching experience been tainted by Casey Anthony? Cause mine was, just a little bit. Yesterday, I was in theaters to see The Guilt Trip, a feel-good, guilty-pleasure flick with Babs Streisand and Seth Rogen, when suddenly Casey Anthony popped up on the silver screen. Like a nightmare, she was back—and on Christmas!

Prosecuting Casey Anthony, which is based on “Imperfect Justice,” prosecutor Jeff Aston’s account of the trial, will air January 2013 on Lifetime.

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Airport 24/7: Miami’s Lauren Stover on How to Avoid Holiday Hassles at MIA

Friday, December 21 2012 | Miami New Times

Traveling during the holiday season is a giant pain in the arse, but mama wants to see you, and it would be uncouth not to pay her a visit during the holidays. So you travel — amidst 117,000 other daily jetsetters coming into and flying out of Miami International Airport, the star of its very own Travel Channel realty show called Airport 24/7: Miami.

To help keep you sane during the holiday hullabaloo, Lauren Stover, director of security at Miami International Airport, has a few travel tips. A quick word for the wise: Leave the fruitcake, the kilo of cocaine, and the holiday fowl at home.

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